Ahem.
From time to time, Erik and I will have epic battles over food. I might take home leftovers from a restaurant, thinking I'll eat it for lunch the next day, only to find someone ate it over night. :( Early into our marriage, Erik learned this was NOT the way to win his wife's affection. He's much better at this now.
For Thanksgiving, I made a sweet potato pie. I wasn't buying into some health craze; I am allergic to pumpkin, and it was the closest option. For not being the real thing, I thought it was an adequate sub. My youngest bro isn't convinced, but you eat the real thing and leave this to me, OK Paul?
We had 2 tiny pieces of pie left. It was covered on the counter, and I ran to the craft store to get ribbon
to decorate for Christmas.
Upon returning home, this is what I see. Empty pie plate, crumbs.

Hmm.
As I've said, Erik learned this is not agreeable behavior. Besides, he was at work. Did he come home, eat BOTH pieces of pie, leave crumbs and go back to work? Not very sneaky. I called him anyway to ask.
Then I looked at the dog. Who wouldn't look anywhere near my direction.
Seriously. The dog? THE DOG. She had somehow stood on her hind legs, peeled back the wrapping and gobbled up the pie. STINKER. I was stunned. STUNNED. Never before had such a transgression occurred in the house. EVER.
I took her outside, pottied her, and then scolded her ferociously. She wouldn't even look at me (one of her most sure signs of extreme guilt).
Of course, I went to google to see if it was 'safe' for a dog to eat sweet potatoes. Evidently, some dog food uses that veggie in the mixture/formulation. Maybe it smelled familiar to her? We'll never know.
What we DO know is that Erik woke up early one day to come into the kitchen and CATCH HER IN THE ACT of having paws on the counter and sniffing at some chicken I was thawing (at the very BACK of the countertop). At least she was caught in the act and given the business about it.

Here she'd pulled some of the ribbon spools from the middle of the recycling bin to disassemble them. As you can see, when being scolded, this is as close as she comes to looking at us. Oh, and Erik thought giving her a 'crown' of spool shame would add to the effect.